Once a man was smoking at the airport......
A gentleman came & asked him, How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker: Why are you asking such question?
Gentleman replied: If you had collected that money instead of
smoking, the plane in front of you, would have been yours.
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Ticket please!
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
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अधेरीमै आउनु तिमी / कबिता
उजाड मेरो जिन्दगीमा हरियाली बसन्त
बनि आउनु तिमी
सुनौलो बिहानीमा भेट नहोला
अधेरी रातमा नै आउनु तिमि
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Wife isn't in the car
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
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बुझनै सकिन
सुस्ताउँछ बतास पनि आउदा तिमी बुझनै सकिन ॥
जुदायौ नयन मस्किएर मुस्कान मसँग बुझनै सकिन ॥
कहिले जिस्किन्छौ कहिले ठूस्किन्छौै बुझनै सकिन ॥
अनुहार तिम्रो पढ्न खोजेँ जवाफ पाउनै सकिन ॥
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आउँछ याद
आउँछ याद त्यो गाउँ वन पाखा ।
गाउँदै सुसेलेर कोईलीको भाका ॥
गाँस्यौँ माया प्रीति, हिडयौँ मेला अनि वनपात ॥
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अफगानको आकाश र लादेन
उडी रहेछन् अफगानको आकाशै भरि ।
हेली कप्टर, फाईटर, जेट अनि मानव रहित यान पनि ।
चिल उडे झै उड्छन् यिनीहरु ।
चौविसै घण्टा कान र मुटु नै फुटाउलान कि झै गरी ।
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रोपाइँ साहित्य
कहिले टन्टलापुर घाम त कहिले सिमसिमे पानी । सायद मनसुन भित्रिएको धेरै समय नभएर होला लमजङको गाउँशहर-नरुवलफाँटलाई ढाक्ने वातावरण छिनछिनमा परिवर्तन भईरहेको थियो । मौसमले जति फेरबदलको वहाना बनाएपनि रोपाइँमै साहित्य भर्न
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English is really crazy
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies,
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Easy to Swallow? Funny story.
My sister, Mina, and her husband Roshan, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in,
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